Nanny Ogg's Song

Right, I've been active...
Sorry about that.
This is a great song. Respect to Sir Terry Pratchett.

STAND BY YOU

Awesome, awesome interpretation of the song.

Top 25 Pop Remix

I think that's the title. If it isn't, i couldn't care less.

Like everything else on this blog, i didn't make this. But I liek it.

Compare the Meerkat

A meerkat with a Russian accent. Lols all around!

Side Effects

The Big Pharma Ultimate Comercial, I believe it's called xD I've known this video for years, I thought it'd look good here.

Anansi's Story

A story of Anansi, the most popular of his the stories that feature him, tells how he got his stories.

Partly Cloudy

I found this awesome little video. I just had to post it here. Have fun!

And, god damn it, post something, Dave!

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Fotus

Sketch Collection of General Interest, or not

Ain't that nice?

Answer: No, it isn't.

Best commercial ever

If I ever see Carlton Draught for sale, I'll buy them all just for the trouble these people had!

Seios (Breasts)

Zé Carlos diz...



Oooooh seios...

The Duck Corner - Rihanna

I've been in 2009 for almost two months now, and so far it's going great.
As a new thing for this new year, I'll follow the example of other fellow bloggers and start posting pictures of celebrities (if that doesn't lift my views rate, what will?) I'm just calling it the Duck Corner because of these two pieces of Art (which are not mine, so they're awesome) - http://bob-rz.deviantart.com/art/peeking-duck-27468543 and http://betteo.deviantart.com/art/patito-38128589

So, February... always rainy... we could always use an umbrella...
Here you go, three for Rihanna:







I'll post more, of other celebrities, in time. Click them to enlarge, enjoy, fap, etc.

Mythology Art

http://www.microsoft.com/games/ageofmythology/egypt_concept.aspx

Very nice! The link goes to some concept pictures of Age of Mythology, they're really cool, specially the chimera!

Fully Octopi'd

This teenage girl, growing up in a California coastal town, was obviously pregnant - stomach starting to swell, morning sickness, etc. She, however, tearfully insisted to her mother that she couldn't possibly be pregnant. She had never "done it" with a boy and it just wasn't possible.

As time went on, however, the signs continued. Her stomach continued to grow, her appetite increased, and so forth. Her mother insisted that she was pregnant. The girl insisted that it wasn't possible. She was still a "good" girl.

Finally x-rays were taken and the girl was vindicated. She had a large tumor in her stomach and surgery was performed immediately. To everyone's amazement the surgeons removed not a tumor but a small, live octopus that had fastened itself to the lining of the girl's stomach.

What happened to this girl is supposedly really possible. Octopus eggs are microscopic in size, and laid in clusters of tens of thousands. They are usually affixed to kelp at the ocean's bottom with a sticky secretion. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that a few could escape and float to the surface where they could be swallowed by an unsuspecting swimmer...

(Note: the above story is obviously not real. It is an urban legend found by me at www.snopes.com, and is categorized as false. Human biology cannot "give birth" to octopi, or, in story variants, frogs, snakes, lizards, fish or insects).

Familiar scream?

Say, when you watch action films, don't you find some of the screams somewhat... familiar?
A collection of Wilhelm screams:

He's a Panda!...

I went to watch "Kung Fu Panda" some days ago (the Portuguese dubbed version, with the voice of our fictional fadist Rouxinol Faduncho).

That movie is awesome! The plot is okay. The jokes are cool. But the art is just amazing! The animation quality, the backgrounds, the details... it's all very artistic and very beautiful to see. One starts wanting to be there, in that historical (and somewhat fictional) China. Any art-lovers that know how hard it is to create such worlds must go watch it. It's fantastic. I'm buying the DVD!

There are bad things though. First, the scene in the bridge, over the cliffs and all... is very scary. Unleast in a big screen.

Second, there is this character, Shifu, the Kung Fu master. He's supposed to resemble a red panda.

I've been a panda lover for a long time (one can even call me a pandasexual) but come on... What kind of panda is this?!

Inspiration for us all

Castor caesum venezualis

Member of the Castoridae family and the Rodentia order, the Venezuelan Beaver evolved from primary rodents living in South America, which also gave existence to the capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) and the extinct Giant Beaver (Castoroides ohioensis). However, neither the capybara nor the extinct Giant Beaver give such good cheese as the great Venezuelan beaver (this may also be due to the fact that none of them can be milked - the Giant Beavers are dead and the capybaras... bite).



Venezuelan Beaver Cheese is made 100% of beaver cheese (plus 50% goat cheese, 67% vinegar, 7% cat milk, 76% Moon and 23% magic), curdled and washed by Brazilian blind nuns, and put in to age for nearly 650 years.



The cheese is yummy, tasty, and it doesn't have that whole crap of holes, bleedin' Switzers - who wants to eat a bloody cheese with holes anyway? Half of the cheese isn't even there! Like those bleedin' Quesos Palmitas, all salty. Rubbish.

Our cheese is known to entertain mice, selenographers, Python fans all over the world and Hugo Chávez (¿Porqué nó te callas y comes un queso?) without warning. Scientists predict that if a World War III is to come, it will be because of the lack of water - or because of the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (one of the two). Which is extremely preocupant.



So enjoy your cheese for now, kids, and remember...

THE BEAVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!