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Starting September with proof that you can still look hot even after you got your ass thrown in jail. If you have that kind of gigantic boobs, of course.

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All of these are also (c) GQ

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... And Sandra Bullock with an attitude!

Next year, I'm actually gonna watch the MTV Awards. If it doesn't air at 1:00 in the morning like it always does.

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Well, that sums up my stack of Lohans. Nice ones, too.

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"Hellooooo!
I am Lindsay Lohan!"

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Everybody's favourite controversy.

Gay Marriage

First, watch the video.

Ok, so, you know about that thing about the Internet being a place for everyone to give their opinions and stuff? Yeah, I totally support it, etc etc. But then I can also give my opinion on how unbelievably stupid that kid is.

I trust that by now you have actually already seen the video and

a) realized that he is a retard
b) not realized that (in which case you're a retard )

So, he is a damn stupid person, that's for sure, but yeah he is a 12 year old... well, to hell with that, I'm a 12 year old for God's sake (and I use these words merely as a figure of speech)!

He used to be gay but then he "realized that that was a very bad thing and so he stopped, and now he is very interested in girls".
So... he used to like men, but then he realized that he would go to hell for it and he decided "Hey, let's stop this then! " and so, everything completely changed and he now likes girls. Suuuuuuure.

Plus, he thinks that any gay will change his way to be because he says, and I quote:

"You may think that, huh... being gay is good and it's not bad, but no, it's actually bad, so I'm telling you, it's bad, and, huh... you got to hell, and... huh..."

Yeaaaah. I'm not gay. But I'm not homophobic either and I recognize a bloody stupid person.

Now, this is a very polite blog (yeah like hell ), so excuse me for the rude word.


FUCK OFF.

I'm off.

"I Hate Fags" (watch it to understand)

We poke fun at a lot of people here. We poke fun at Christians cuz they believe in the Bible. We poke fun at the Nazis cuz they kill Jews and then say they didn't. We poke fun at Bush cuz... well, he's Bush. We might have poked fun at some homosexual people, I don't remember. But we certainly didn't poke fun at them BECAUSE they are homosexual. For some other reason.

Anywho, here's a video that might explain it even better than the marvelous paragraph above.

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Some pictures of our favourite drug addict!
Pictures (c) their owners.

Discovery of the Year

Telegram to George W. Bush:

Have discovered only person in the world stupider than you stop Now we have two of each colour stop p.s., please please stop

And here's his opinion about same-sex marriage:



If the gay community had half of the retardation of this guy, I'd understand why some of us straight people make such a fuss about it.

(BTW, I of course know this is a joke video. ... Actually, I'm not sure.)

Albatross! Lesbian albatross!

ALBATROSS!

Yes, apparently albatrosses can be lesbians. Bastards. The one good thing that belonged to our species. Humans have lack of intelligence and spirituality, disrespect for Nature, war and murder, but unleast we had lesbians! We were the only ones to have lesbians. Now not even that! (No, I never heard of Art, science, poetry, love or music).

One can obviously know that homosexuality between women is a shared liking between heterosexual men (and homosexual women). Just search how many videos on youtube have the title "Hot young sexy girls making out on couch/on bed/on crack". Now, even sea birds can do it!

Apparently, 1/3 of the albatross couples that take care of eggs are lesbian couples. Now the question is:

Can we still consume them?