Traditional Portuguese Music

... Não há pito mais bonito
Que o pito da tua Maria!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

Virou!
Vira o ** que já lá vou!
Isso!

Maria, vem ter comigo
E eu digo-lhe de zangado
Diabo de rapariga
Quero esse pito mais bem lavado!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

É isso, é isso...
C***a aqui que é chouriço!

Que pito tão rechonchudo!
Bonito e cabeludo!
Havia quem dissesse
Que o comia com as penas, com tudo!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

(skip to 2:36 for this particular song)

New Year Resolutions

- Post more stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

- Post stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese that isn't crap.

- Don't do crack before posting stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

- Don't do crack ever.

- Change Venezuelan Beaver Cheese's name to something funny.

- Use more leet on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

- F1nD 0u7 VVh47 15 4 V3n3zu3l4n 834V3r.

- Give a fish to a dolphin.

- Don't eat that dolphin after giving it a fish.

- Don't call my stupid brother names.

- Don't do kitten huffing (yeah right).

- Eat some cheese.

- Get a girlfriend(s).

- Do more stuff for the lulz.

- Learn to sing.

- Eat green vegetables and that sort of crap.

- Don't try to rule the world.

- Do more procrastination.

- Find out what "procrastination" means.

- Get a mypage.

- Get a Hi5 account.

- Screw Hi5. Get a Hi6 account.

- Don't make so much fun at homophobics, racists, sexists, masochists, patriotists, monotheists and other people ending in "ists".

- Use less curse words.

- Ignore the last line.

- Fuck.

- Get a tan.

- Steal a car.

- Steal more cars.

- Try to escape a police hellicopter.

- So long and thanks for all the fish.

Futurama song has devious hidden message

In the 2nd Season of Futurama there is an episode, "The Problem with Popplers". Fry and Bender find a planet full of tasty things (the "popplers") and sell them to Fishy Joe's (a fast food place). They then record the theme song for the popplers, which is this:

Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's.
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows,
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em.
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.

Some researchers (you know, nerds) have found that played backwards, this song gives a devious message, that reaches our subconscient while watching the episode:

Explore Neepa-Noopa's snippers
Sue us if that snarb ekay mikkets
If we moosh, miffy licka, lick me murka
If we saw another Noofa in a wheelchair,
Mr. Rayanetto sauce!
He shaved the monkey love farm in your roof.
Hop-a-Hop!

If you don't believe us, listen for yourself:

So I herd u liek mudkips?? - a collection

So I her u liek mudkips??...

Hell no.

We LUV mudkips.

Here's the regular one (National Geographic edition):


...groovy...


...swearing...


...chocolate rain!!!!!!1111!!!!!!one!...


...magic...


...Super Mario...


...feel the Force...


...Robot...


...muddevils...


...pirate mudkips...


Oh dang.

Bring on the Trumpets!

Oh, and read the last one too.



(copyright the video's owner - Kraken812)

R.I.P. Miley Cyrus

Goodbye Destiny*,

You will forever be alive in our hearts.
Because your songs are always on the bloody radio.

Your soul and your countless crisis and photos and other stuff for publicity like that will always be with us.
Unleast until Disney gets a new 15-year-old chick.

Offline we come, offline we end.

Good bye.

(seriously though, Miley Cyrus isn't dead. It's just there's all these videos saying good bye to Miley Cyrus because her Youtube account's been hacked and some idiot said she died. I just wanted to give my contribution before this ends up as an article section on Wikipedia).

On actual news, happy non-smoker day!
If your lungs are clean from harm, have a great day - jump, dance, sing a little bit!
If your lungs spit nicotine everytime you touch them... good for you.

Here you go, dear chain smokers (you didn't think I wouldn't post this, would you?)










* lol, Destiny (her name is actually Destiny Miley Cyrus - eh eh.)

Ahem - Atheists rule

Seriously though, no jokes this time... this is for all of you who have discriminated someone because he/she doesn't believe in god(s).